i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees)

  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies
  • whatever-peasant:

    Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird


    life hack: don’t join tumblr

    they’re falling around the stage but they don’t look like it…it’s a real art form
    ― ronan keating on one direction’s dance moves (via harrygilmore)


    *googles how to become famous without any talent*